The mind of a criminal

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1.  Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatch the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... and tastemeans there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leaveout always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. AndI might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long ittakes you to remove it.

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create carand foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are adead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let youralarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set.That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And thewindows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-andyour jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget tolock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a dayoff because of bad weather..

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directionssomewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I alwayscheck dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safewhere you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll takeit with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarmsystem. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out oftown, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates theflickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com<http://faketv.com/<http://faketv.com/<http://faketv.com/ .)

14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guyand carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

16. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. Ifyour neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing andwait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go backto what he was doing. It's human nature.

17. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for afancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

18. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you'rehome, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll driveor walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close theblinds, just to pick my targets.

19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easierthan you think to look up your address.

20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is away to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

21. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, Ihit the jackpot and walk right in.Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California,Kentucky, security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com<http://crimedoctor.com/ <http://crimedoctor.com/><http://crimedoctor.com/  ; andRichard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University ofMissouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglarson the Job.   No Firearms try Wasp Spray Protection for you and your home: If you don't have a gun, here's amore humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you.                      

Wasp Spray

When asked by a concerned person about using pepper spray, the local police department recommended that she get a can of wasp spray instead.  The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close and could overpower you.  The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote.

Wasp And Hornet Spray On the heels of a break in and beating in Toledo, self defense experts have a tip that could save your life.  A teacher in the art of self-defense has told his students for decades to keep a can of wasp and hornet spray near their door or bed.  "This is better than anything I can teach them."  It is inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray.  The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, "spray the culprit in the eyes".  "That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out."  Maybe even save your life.  Please share this with all the people in your life.